Porc

Porc's icon

Porc is a member of Garlic Grunts. In version 3.0 of Pinstripe's Mod, he was renamed to Louis. He has been voiced by Rik Mayall.

Name Porc is a parody and comes from English word pork, meaning pig meat.

Quotes

When starting a turn with more than 25 health

• Administers a secured handshake.
• Friend, or fail?

When starting a turn with 11-25 health

• You have the password?
• I like to wink when I look at you.

When starting a turn with 10 health or less

• Psst, pssst! The beagle has landed.
• Yes, mon ami?

When attacking

• Back to your own country!
• Whether not luck, you are the one that beep-beep-beep.
• Ew, roof why? It is French for goodbye, you idiot!
• Go away, you unpopular people who are not French!
• Take this big dog and giraffe!
• For you, I think!
• Whee, whee!
• For the assistants!
• Fantastic!
• Psst! My girlfriend has mahogany teeth!
• Leave la resistance.

When dying

• Ah, my teeth are upside down!
• Carry on physicals. I wink for peace.
• Way well, I'm not joking. We will get them back.
• I have never... felt better! GET ME SOME HELP!!!
• Get a message to the other house here.
• We will fight on.
• I am fine, I feel alright. Thank you.
• You must use this before I die.
• We will... I will continue!